The new Justin Bieber is here.
The new Justin Bieber is the new song as performed by him, which is also a creation emanating from his own self.
The new Justin Bieber is the movement of air.
Only after Justin Bieber was born could songs performed by him exist in this dimension -- without a new Justin Bieber could there conceivably be any new Justin Bieber songs? Would the new songs remain the same songs? Would the videos still be his videos?
Does the concept of Justin Bieber rest entirely upon his physical actions in the material realm or did Justin Bieber exist in some fundamental sense prior to his creation?
Was Justin Bieber fated to exist and become who he is? Was Justin Bieber an accident of random events or is the new Justin Bieber song an inevitability?
Does a natural tendency toward entropy preclude the spontaneous creation of Justin Bieber?
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THE SACRED KEYS TO AWARENESS
AS ILLUMINATED BY CYMBALS AND SINES
INDEX
I AM:
7-14
THE PULSES OF THE LIZARD KING
15-20
THE SONGS OF YHWY
20-30
THE ARTIFACTS OF THE BEGINNING
OF THE NEW AGE
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"PYTT (Push Your Titties Together)"
"Suns of the Morning"
"The Earth is Alive"
"Gape Expectations"
"Lords of Illusion"
"In Hoc Signo Vinces"
CYMBALS
AND SINES OF
YEAH WAY
Artifact 1:
" Wild n' Crazy Kids" (c. 2010)
Artifact 2:
"Secrets of the Wonderman" (c. 2010)
Artifact 3:
"Beyond Sure (Tropical Breeze)" (c. 2010)
Artifact 4:
"Energy In Your Mind" (c.2010)
NEW SINGLE:
the Drive to California (c. 2.22.2011)
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All songs produced, arranged, performed, and recorded by YHWY. All songs mixed and mastered by YHWY. Exclusive sampling rights are granted by YHWY to any and all entities known and unknown.
YHWY is not an extra dimensional being sent from the future to prepare this planet for radical changes as 2012 approaches, metaphysical, physical, genetically, or otherwise; any allegations as such will constitute grounds for swift legal action.
YEAH WAY is Justin Bieber's hair. YEAH WAY is Justin Bieber's singing. YEAH WAY is Justin Bieber's haircut itself, while YEAH WAY is also simultaneously Justin Bieber's hot new song. In addition, YEAH WAY is Justin Bieber's new girlfriend, boyfriend, confidant, grande viseer, and sovereign lord eternal.
After all, YEAH WAY is the Lizard King. YEAH WAY is YHWY. Of all of the energies directed towards Justin Bieber, who does seem to be a very nice and talented young man, only YEAH WAY has manifested new songs powerful enough to defeat this most unassuming of foes. The power driving YEAY WAY to become the biggest supernova and the most intensely studied scientific phenomenon of 2011 originates from beyond this realm of the physical senses. YHWY is beyond comprehension and beyond infinite, and YEAH WAY is a conduit for this ineffable energy. YEAH WAY is Justin Bieber's aura.
YEAH WAY is Justin Bieber's awesome, incredible, jaw-dropping, freakishly hot new video. starring Whoopi Goldberg as a wise cracking Xbox 360 and Amanda Bynes as her power cord. YEAH WAY is Justin Bieber's new script and new ab implants. Justin Bieber is YEAH WAY's sperm. YEAH WAY is not Justin Bieber's new producer, or choreographer, or unstoppable hitmaker, or wife, because YEAH WAY is Ke$ha. YHWY is also simultaneously Kesha's clothes, songs, hair, makeup, style, and lyrics, as well as Kesha's new husband and intense lover who inspires countless squirting orgasms and finds reward in blasting soothing facial cumshots.
YEAH WAY is a genetic hybrid of Lady Gaga and Charlie Sheen who works as Kanye West's personal moral stylist. YEAH WAY is not from this particular planet. YHWY will live forever. YHWY will liver forever and ever, for always and eternally. YHWY will never die because YHWY is eternal life. YHWY is the rising star of the east.
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Yeah Way is the Rising Star of the East; neither Justin Bieber, nor Lady Gaga, nor Lil Wayne, nor will.i.am, nor Eminem, nor Kanye West, nor Ke$ha, nor Kid Cudi, nor Drake, nor Soulja Boy, nor Nicki Menaj, nor indeed any of the biggest, richest, most successful, most talented, highest selling, highest rated, most critically acclaimed artists of 2010, 2011, and the final year of 2012 and who are the biggest stars that form the pop cultural constellations of our collective consciousness can offer the boundless light and joy that Yeah Way will soon shine upon the Earth.
Yeah Way is the Rising Star of the East.
Yeah Way is the Setting Sun of the West; although you search for answers in the shapes in the sky, or not, it has become increasingly clear to you that Soulja Boy, Kid Cudi, Ke$ha, Kanye West, Eminem, Lil Wayne, will.i.am, Lady Gaga, and Justin Bieber ultimately cannot help you simultaneously discover the nature of reality and the nature of your own fundamental self, regardless of their millions of dollars and near infinite capacity for communicating their thoughts to others. To idolize those who would destroy you is self sacrifice and to put faith into the illusions they create is to condemn yourself to misery.
Yeah Way will be the first to assert that Suge Knight is a bitch, Rick Ross is a bitch, DJ Khaled is a bitch, and Jay-Z has undeniably rendered himself a bitch through sheer laziness and apathy. Talentless pretenders can only impress for so long -- everyone knows Rick Ross is only popular because of his beats. Rick Ross is slug-like. Rick Ross was a like prison guard or some shit. Mark my words.
Yeah Way is the Setting Sun of the West.
Yeah Way is the ultimate energy drink. Yeah Way is Wikileaks. Yeah Way is the hottest porn star of 2011.
Yeah Way is the hottest actress of 2011. Yeah Way is Facebook. Yeah Way is the Philadelphia Eagles. Yeah Way is the owner of Katy Perry. Yeah Way is the master of Lady Gaga. Yeah Way is the converse of Usher. Yeah Way is reality's biggest fan of R Kelly. Yeah Way is the new star of Transformers 3. Yeah Way is a Transformer. Yeah Way is the Lizard King.Yeah Way is a New Star, newer than Justin Bieber, newer than Lil Wayne, newer than Kanye West, newer than Drake, newer than Eminem, newer than Nicki Minaj, newer than Soulja Boy, newer than Ke$ha, newer than the newest new. Yeah Way is all up in Kim Kardashian's ass all the time on the daily as of 2011.
Lady Gaga is a theater kid. NIcki Minaj is a theater kid. Nothing is more despicable. Yeah Way is a hot new Hype Williams video starring Charlie Sheen as a marionette of Busta Rhymes.
Yeah Way is not Lil Wayne. Yeah Way is Lil Wayne's blunt. Yeah Way is greed without talent. Yeah Way is the Lizard King. Yeah Way is Rihanna's iPad playing the entire catalog of Electric Light Orchestra on infinite loop in her sarcophogus.
Yeah Way suppresses chatroulette to protect democracy. Yeah Way is the chief advisor to Zbigniew Brzezinski, the dark hand behind my main man Obama. Yeah Way is correcting everyone; it's not Kesha, it's Ke$ha. To refer to Ke$sha as Kesha is incorrect and insulting to the indefatigable artist Ke$ha. I repeat -- it's not Kesha, but Ke$ha. Any variation thereof would be a total misnomer and reveals a deep confusion regarding the separation of the artificially constructed performative personality and a person's true self. To misconstrue Ke$sha as Keh$a is to misapprehend the dialectic between performer and the character performed. Yeah Way is a new iPad app designed to help you distinguish between Kesha and Ke$ha (one was born long before the other, and one looks better than the other.)
Yeah Way, or YHWY, is the leaked Angelina Jolie sex tape you've all been waiting for. YHWY is Angelina Jolie having sex with you and transforming into a humanoid lizard.
Lady Gaga has dick sucking lips regardless of how unimpressive her tits are. Lady Gaga admittedly does have a relatively nice ass. Lady Gaga is sucking my dick and getting DPed by two cholos as I type this.
Yeah Way is the greatest star of 2012. YHWY is the DNA of 2012. YHWY is the Lizard King. YHWY is as good as Kanye West, Drake, Lil Wayne, Pink, Boyz II Men, will.i.am, the aforementioned Kesha, Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj, Rick Ross. YHWY is not as good as Soulja Boy.
I AM YEAH WAY. I CAME IN PEACE.
Lady Gaga's new video will be defeated by YEAH WAY's new video. The Lady Gaga sex video will be blown out of the water by YEAH WAY's sex video. Equally likely will be the eventual unveiling of YEAH WAY's personal Lady Gaga sex video as directed and written by YEAH WAY. The ultimate forces behind the leaking of aforementioned Lady Gaga sex video will remain obscure. The heretofore unpublished sex tape, alleged to be simultaneously a Justin Bieber sex tape, Katy Perry sex tape, AND mysteriously a Lady Gaga sex tape, will somehow become part of the public conscious. Each sex tape serves as the ultimate leverage for blackmail -- if the Justin Bieber sex tape were to become known to the general public, chaos would reign forever. Fortunately, the benevolent powers-that-be will withold this Justin Bieber sex tape and preserve society from the disastrous impact its widespread promulgation would have. Likewise for the unrelased as as of yet unleaked Lady Gaga sex tape, the Katy Perry sex tape, and the infamous Drake tape. Viewing of the Drake tape has done irreparable damage to the respective psyches of every viewer thus far. To reiterate, do not view the Katy Perry sex tape, the Lady Gaga sex tape, the Justin Bieber sex tape, or even the new and improved CGI 3D version of the Kim Kardashian sex tape, unless you welcome the psychological equivalent of blunt force trauma to your domepiece.
Disclaimer: Any allegations of the existence of a Katy Perry sex tape, a Lady Gaga sex tape, a Justin Bieber sex tape, a Kanye West sex tape (wait did I say that one? I bet there really is one out there anyway), and especially a Drake sex tape are entirely unfounded and wildly inaccurate. Any interpretation of my bizarre and outrageous claims as somehow relating to reality in even the most oblique sense, especially in regards to any sort of Justin Bieber sex tape, Katy Perry sex tape, or Lady Gaga sex tape, would be misconstruing my aims on a gross level.
YEAH WAY accepts no responsibility for others misperceiving the reality of things.
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"Yeah Way? Listen to your man Yeezy...Yeah Way has become the only music I ever listen to or allow members of my family to listen to; if anything were to happen to my CD-R of Yeah Way's mixtape I would most definitely and without question head to the wharf and jam my head into a seal's mouth and have my friend ride over its tail with a mountain bike - this should make the seal bite pretty hard and if my brane [sic.] shoots out of my head onto a canvas, really that's a art at its loftiest level -- truly, madly, and deeply." -- KANYE WEST, 2012
